Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Mediator

1. a liaison between the living and the dead; can usually see, speak, and touch the non-living "She can see and speak to the dead. Sh..

Tegrof

1. Sexually disillusioned male approaching middle age. tegrof's generally have unrealistic beliefs about their sexual performance, ima..

Queeritating

1. adjective to describe the overly gay behavior of some gay people. not that there is anything wrong with being gay. queeritating is whe..

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