Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Lardgasm

1. An ownagesnacwidth consisting of white bread with margarine or lard (not buttor) and chocolate, dipped in cocoamade with soylent green. ..

Eawolabour

1. 1. Eating, working, and labouring simutaneously I have a short lunch so I must eawolabour See eat, labour, work..

Kpd-0

1. KPD-0 is a Bulgarian underground trio, based in Sofia. They play loud progressive/math-rock (alternative, garage, punk, grunge) with hug..

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