Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank

Zigzag

1. papers used for rolling joints in Gotta buy me some zigzags so we can roll us some joints. See Rubes 2. A zigzag is a blunt or a joi..

Zinfidel

1. Someone who engages in infidelity after the consumption of wine. Characteristics include: marital disloyalty, general acts of belligeren..

1. XD No longer. ZD! It's start the revolution! ZD is as XD but X less Z more. Yes, the dog is funny. ZD. See ZD 2. The new word..

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