Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Quotatious

1. A phrase that lends itself to a "good" quote. A saying that is "nice" to say, sounds good. Time is the fire in whi..

Fimpin

1. Fimping = Fuckin or Freakin Pimpin Dude, I'm fimpin! Oh my god, that car is so fimpin. See fuckin, pimpin, freakin, pimping, fuc..

1. Simbles of the folk nation gang it mean that u live life as folk nation and will ride on any opposeing forces. curry boy A 6 point star..

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