Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank

Y'aight

1. Asking someone how they are in ghetto slang (are you alright?) "Y'aight?" "yea Y'aight?" See Rose..

Quaffer

1. A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen ..

Motherbaiting

1. What you and dad do together while trying to avoid mom from finding out. keep a look out so mom doesnt find us motherbaiting See mothe..

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