Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Pimple

1. A pus-filled legion on one's body, due to buildup of dirt and bacteria in the pore. Damn, I got a pimple on my ass. 2. Misconcep..

N2b

1. An abbrieviation for "Not too bad" Alman: Hey man how's things? UnIQuEZ: n2b Alman: what is n2b UnIQuEZ: not too bad ..

Dewaholic

1. Used to describe a person, or animal that is addicted to the worlds greatest carbonated, and caffinated beverage, Mountain Dew. Ryan: &..

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