Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Tooheys

1. The Tooheys beers, which are popular in New south wales, Australia, at the moment are the creativly named "new" and "old&..

Lhfh

1. Instead of the regular LHH ( Laugh Hella Hard) LHFH stands for "Laugh Hella Fucking Hard" I recieved a text message saying Be..

Zombie Icthyoid

1. A sexual move in which the male has intercourse with a sandwich containing some sort of fish (tuna, salmon, bass, etc.) After which, the..

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