Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank

Vinners

1. A cockless, teenager intent on downloading the worlds supply of porn Person 1: Stop being such a vinners! Person 2: take it back i am ..

Rumpture

1. a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person" b) "a fracture of the tail-bone" a) he was overcom..

Tres Lame

1. Tres lame = very uncool Tho opposite of "uber cool" 1. Crack is wack. Smack is tres lame! 2. St. Anger was tres lame! See ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Tissue Issues Edit Meaning