Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Beaunasty

1. Someone who doesn't shower or keep their body clean, but dresses nice to try and cover it up. Or it can be calling someone a nasty ..

Dda

1. Deep Dickin' Action Last night she called me over for some DDA! 2. Dedicated Dumb Ass, someone who works alot of overtime, or ex..

Tweedersice

1. When one cuts a donkey's penis off and the skin of the nutsac so that the testicle hang out unprotected the donkey fucked the migr..

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