Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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W.a.g

1. A wife or girlfriend of a footballer. Wifes.And.Girlfriends. Man#1: Dude, Check Out Victoria Beckham! Man#2: Man, She Is One Hot W.A...

F.w.y.h.

1. F.W.Y.H. stands for Fuck What You Heard. Q: I heard your bf dumped you. A: Hell no, f.w.y.h., I dumped him! See fuck, what, you, hear..

Joe Garvey

1. it is the state of ultimate brilliance and indescribable greatness and legend-ness. im such a joe garvey See joe, garvey, is, a, legen..

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