Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Hobinocker

1. a guy who is hairy and or is a complete retard you r hobinocker See icarly, sam, freddy..

Bivacy

1. The obvious making up of things. Complete and utter bull-shit Roy's story about scoring with a playmate was bivacy. See b.s, bull..

Punji

1. Refering to someone from indian, specifically punjabi decent. Equal to Nigga for black people, however for indian people. 3xCrazy All A..

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