Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Unamed

1. dainty, dull, dumb,less then uber, one who cannot c4p baby. OmfG he's so Unamed...

Znut.

1. situation of whoredom, whereby colossal messes are being evoked; Used especially when rumpus surges through a small room or labratory. ..

1buck

1. 1)A person who only has one buck(dollar) on them, at all times. 2)Someone not completly broke. All he had in his wallet was 1buck. Se..

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