Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank

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1. a person skateboarding Alexandra: Look a skateboarder o>-<:..

Gacky

1. something that makes you gack, often yucky the food was gacky. See yucky, icky, bla, gross, gack 2. nasty, horrible, disgusting urg..

Head Tease

1. 1. When the partner performing fellatio takes only the head of the penis into his or her mouth. 2. During intercourse, when a male inse..

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