Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Ghost Smoke

1. Occurs when it is assumed that the vaporizer is kicked. However, when the heat is left on new unexplained vapor fills the chamber. Dude..

Q-rays

1. Plural of Q-Ray A crappy bracelet advertised on TV that doesn't promise anything except to work. It's a scam. Look at those t..

Zoriouz

1. To be pwned in all out war. The end of all your base, because it is mine. You better wacth out, that is Zoriouz's stuff and he is ..

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