Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Ruppie

1. A redneckyuppie. "I work with this dumbass ruppie. She shops at Wal-Mart, but she tries to pass off her clothes as Saks Fifth Aven..

90% Shalwar And 10% Kameez

1. Suggesting a stupid person. Derived from the national dress of Pakistan, a pair of baggy trousers (the shalwar) and a loose fitting shi..

Splonking

1. the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy obser..

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