Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank

Hardears

1. naughty Michael is so hardears. He wouldn't stop interferring with the computer. See Lisa..

Aweshum

1. See awesome. John: Mary, your new Leopard-print high tops are aweshum! See Aubrey 2. A word that means awesome but spelled different..

Jack Blake

1. A name used to describe a nerdy boy with small genitals and a fetish for young boys. The primary school teacher did not want a relation..

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