Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank

2.e

1. too easy. internet gamer slang used at the end of a match to gloat a win. Player1: gg Player2: gg Me: 2.e See internet, gaming, gg, ..

Quested

1. to go w-a-a-a-ay beyond the expected. to exceed one's potential Face Depina might've started out po, but in less than 3 yea..

Egyptian Brakepedal

1. Your car horn. So called because in the middle east the horn is used much more often than the brakes when driving. The guy at the gree..

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