Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank

W/a

1. what a minute guy: "u want to hook up?" girl: "w/a i thought u have a girlfriend?" guy: "uhhhh..." See..

Drain The Noodle

1. to urinate (used by a male) Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave." See pee, piss, take a leak..

Imaog

1. Acronym for "I am an OG(original gangster)". Yo,imaog mofucka! You can't mess with me! See imaog, original gangster, o..

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