Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Underpantsed

1. the state of not being pantsed enough Jock #1: Hey Jeff, check out Ben over there. He's way underpantsed. Jock #2: Yeah, let&apos..

Lloyd

1. A hot guy with a large penis. Very kinky, good in bed with a body to die for. Oh god its lloyd he makes me moist See Jessica 2. Lloy..

32fb32

1. one who lacks metal capabilities and the ability to perform in the bedroom for longer then 32 seconds. done already mike? wow you are a..

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