Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Pissamungous

1. a whole lot of piss, usually caused after the onset of drinking copiousamounts of alcohol. Is that your 10th beer? Shit, you must have ..

Kernalize

1. The act of taking advantage of someone while they are under the influence. Hey, did you kernalize her last night? Err yup. Dort See k..

Netime

1. means 'anytime' but typed quicker, more properly typed 'N.E. time' hey thanks for the TK fucker. netime. See anyt..

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