Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Jew Bowl

1. A bowl of marijuana that has been only partially packed. Typically, many jews are very stingy with their weed (along with other things)..

Your Mans And Them

1. the group you hang with, or people who are nameless, but with the group. A. you going out tonight with your mans and them? B. I saw yo..

Mexican Hot Sundae

1. When two or more men gather around a girl and repeatedly jack off on her, and then she proceeds to lick it all off before giving all the..

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