Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Rock-paper-scissors-drink

1. A game in which people under the legal drinking age play in dire situations where they NEED to get drunk quick. Involving a normal game..

Fakenbake

1. What one does in a tanning booth, a cancer causing agent I have to go fakenbake, I will call you back. See Gert..

Yoga Fanta

1. the art of weeing into someones mouth whilst in a strenuous sexual position Dale and Anna did yoga fanta last night.They were doing han..

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