Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank

Nutty Bar

1. The combination of your dick and nuts. She was so craving my nutty bar. Or: I would definately give her my nutty bar. See nutty bar, n..

Noise-pussy

1. n. A good description to use when one simply cannot tollerate the volume on an audio player of any sort, and complains about it, in the ..

Moonpie

1. When a male ejaculates in a girl's ass, much like a creampie I gave that bitch a moonpie! See creampie, ejaculate, ass, anal, ana..

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