Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank

Yee-ish

1. -Adjective- Hot, Cool, Awesome, Rad, etc... Used to describe a person, place, situation, etc... That guy is so Yee-ish! This new ban..

Zack Effron

1. gay as a bent stick. ur such a ZACK EFFRON. See zack, effron, gay, bent, stick, weirdo, poofter..

Ilyx

1. I love you, kiss. Silly myspace abbreviation. Myspace comment: omfg, you're so cuteeeee see you tommorow ilyx See love, you, ..

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