Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Tropical Storm

1. First invented in the lovely town of Blue Bell, PA (Home of Gerald Henderson, Ryan Howard, Thadeus Young etc.), the Tropical Storm is a ..

Conure

1. a conure is a anaimal with beak talons wings fethers moderator jeff please stop touching my conure See conure, parrot, bird..

Joulopukki

1. Santa Clauses Northern Finland Name. "The night Joulopukki went crazy, the night Joulopukki went nuts" See DL..

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