Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Betty Pillow

1. A pillow that a boy would have sex with to practice for future girls or boys bum holes if they were to be gay. Dude, I had sex with bet..

Jollyrancher Bullshit

1. way worse than just bullshit wow thats some jollyrancher bullshit See bullshit, shit, fucked up, jollyrancher, lies..

Quiznos

1. The most expensive sandwiches in the universe. I went to quiznos with the money I used after selling my kidney. I still came up $12 sh..

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