Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Teres

1. A very unique person, who tends to jump from topic to topic during conversations. Usually asks questions when confused, which can be qui..

Muleshoe

1. A person of poverty (similar to those in the movie Deliverance), who believes he/she knows everything about the world and life while loo..

Robutt

1. Its a hard, fine pice of ass. From Robot and Butt = RoButt Me; Look at that robutt. That ass the bomb. If a car hit her it'll boun..

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