Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Derpster

1. One who derps. DERP!!!! 1. Tom: "Dude, Gary is totally hitting on his girlfriends mom right in front of her!" John: "Wh..

Hyperpoindexterism

1. when the poindexters ( aka geeks ), get extremly hyper that could be an illness. The geek next door is so hyper he has Hyperpoindexte..

Gayebag

1. A Word Me And My Friends Made Up. No It Doesn't Mean Someone's Gay It's Just A Bit Of Fun, Like Calling Your Friend A Re..

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