Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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W+k

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

Quizzle

1. One of a set of Quizlex I have only one quizzle, although I wish I had a quizlex. See quizlex, quizzle, awesome, kyle, cease 2. (n) ..

Vect

1. Awesome, cool, or exciting. Oh man, that movie was vect! See cool, awesome, sweet, bad, terrible 2. to buzz while in an orifice (as ..

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