Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?


1.

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank


99

Random Words:

1. When you're getting a blow job from a hooker and right after you cum on her face you punch her in the nose/facial area with brass k..
1. A colloquial expression used in simile-like grammatical constructions to attribute particular force to the action of a verb. To state t..
1. to give someone a length of your schlong up the tradesman's to penetrate the marmite motorway to ravage one's choccy starfi..