What is Tissue Issues?
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The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.
Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
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filling your freshly used condom with firecrackers and throwing it at your unsuspecting partner.
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an expression used to emphasize great dismay
oh man, i lost my wallet! CUM ON TOAST!!!
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N, a hand full of semen slapped across the face of a hoe, skank or fuck buddy... often results in heightened rage in the partner, but bi..
