What is Tissue Issues?
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The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.
Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
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The five Mafiafamilies of New York City, both in reality and in The Godfather.
The (real) five families are Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, ..
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PARCACKAFRACKAWACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or in other words, to hit a badger with a spoon.
I PARKACKAFRACKAWACKER ALL THE TIMES!!!!!!!
YOU L..