Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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[walker]

1. to steal something or borrow without permission I don't know where my xbox antenna went, I think Nick walkered it. See steal, jac..

Muddin

1. its all about driving thru the wet sloppy mud in your ATV or old beaten up truck. Getting stuck is half the fun... 2. when someone ta..

Younje

1. an adjective used to describe any kind of action or noun usually in an exagerated form, usually means huge or large, often associated wi..

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