Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Bojo

1. Bone Jockey will become a widely popular insult around 2014, then be shortened to "BoJo" in 2015. Data: Hey, McFly, you boj..

Nipplie

1. When a cold stiff breeze hits the nipples of breast that are not in a bra and they get erect immediately. Dude, check out the nipplie c..

Damien Schlobohm

1. A name given to the coolest man alive, so basically it can only be given to one person because there can only be one of the coolest man...

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