Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Itiailwu

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Qweeter

1. To register for Twitter, post (tweet) once or twice, and then forget about it the next day. Person #1: "I signed up for that statu..

Vrappy

1. Crappy spelled wrong that was a vrappy cheese burger See crappy, poopy, shitty, poop, crap..

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