Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

See ballcockery, whack off, yank bank

Z0rz

1. a suffix to any word u like. used to show that your 1337 and to confuse nubs on games gg nubz0rz i r0xz0rz j00 b0xz0rz See nublet 2. ..

Oxox

1. To kiss another person. (lol You're the best, sunshine (Summer)!) They oxox under the chestnut tree...

Tokmamo Babuss

1. a phrase, derived from persian, which can be loosely translated as 'kiss my balls' person 1: hey you shouldn't do that....

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