Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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W.w.s.l.j.d

1. what would Samuel L. Jackson do? guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D? guy 2: he would kick ass and..

Tickloris

1. Abortion of a word substitute for "Clitoris" first coined by an ESL retard, claiming to be an adult female, who is purportedly..

Ounce Night

1. get together one night and smoke an ounce Ounce night this weekend See Nick..

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