What is Tissue Issues?
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The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.
Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
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The quality of being awesome.
CRUEL PINCH: Unholy Tongs of Extreme Awesomeosity (+4 Awesome)..
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what Tourettes guy says to his ex-wife Shirlena after she says "Ill kick you in the balls!" In his famous "Bob Saget"..