Tissue Issues

What is Tissue Issues?

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!

Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

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Keggie

1. Drinking exponentially large amounts of beer inverted on a keg. dude I fuckin keggied hardcore last night at B money's party See ..

Spankr

1. The official designation of the rocket launcher from Halo/Marathon. Son of a BITCH! Simmons! Put that SPANKR down NOW you cockbite!..

Killer Weed

1. An utterly hienous concoction of dried parsley flakes soaked with PCP(phencyclidine) used by assholes as an intoxicating smoking mixture..

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