What is Tissue Pixies?
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1. The pixies that you hope will replenish the toilet paper when you've just used the last of it but are in too much of a hurry to replenish yourself.
2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.
3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of
"For Chrissake Pete! Who do you think puts a new toilet roll out? The goddam Tissue Pixies?"
Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"
Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"
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