Tissue Time

What is Tissue Time?


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v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.

May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.

Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.


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