What is Tit Dirt?
1.
(n.) A mysterious form of dust that is attracted by sweat on a person with severe Tourette's Syndrome around the abdomen and chest regions of the body.
Son: Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse T-Shirt?
Dad: The fuck you talkin' about?
Son: (Pointing)There's his ears there, his ears, and there's his face!
Dad: That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!
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2.
1. sins that are in boobs. usually found in bitches, hoes, or giraffes.
2. when the titty is exposed to muddy substances. don't wear a white shirt when you have tit dirt!
3. when the dirt monster out from under michael jackson's bed and finds wandering girls in the middle of the night and hugs them until they have tit dirt.
Kelsey: Ew, what's on your shirt tina?
Tina: Oh god, I must have forgotten to take a shower last night.
Kelsey: *gasp* ...Is it...?
Tina: Yes, tit dirt.
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3.
sweat from the breasts that cause the front of your shirt to become damp and show through the front of your shirt.
Alysha just came from the gym and you could see her tit dirt for a mile away.
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