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The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.
James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt mo..
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Another name for your testicles.
The room went quiet when I ripped my pants and pulled out my hairy bubble gum...
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Performing sexual favors and acheiving a female orgasm using solely the eyelid.
Tom contracted eye hepes after perfoming optical sex on..
