What is Tit Monster?
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the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?
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A combination of soup (generally French Onion), and salad (always tossed). Popular with the hungriest of lunchtime whores.
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