What is Tit Monster?
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the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?
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Meaning the availability of time one can spend having sex in their schedule.
Looking at my schedule, I can pencil you in for an hour on..