What is Tit Monster?
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the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?
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When you tuck your boner up into your waistband to hide it.
Man she was so hot but I didn't want her to see my rock hard cock, so ..
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To sneeze in both hands.
Even more disgusting when said person doesn't wash their hands.
Johnny just sneezed in his hands and did..
