Tit Spanners

What is Tit Spanners?

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.

Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

Zuah

1. Another word for exciting The paper had much Zuah in it..

Quarfed

1. When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense. After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asa..

Queef-out

1. When somebody leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered. Also used to describe someone who leaves a CoD or Halo game before ..

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