Tit Spanners

What is Tit Spanners?

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.

Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

Rudementary

1. An antonym for complimentary. Latrelle was never going to shop at Pigley-Wigley again, they'd asked him to quit groping the melons..

Funnel

1. 21st Century evolution of the party funnel. The "Chuggler". chuggler see "chuggler" see chuggler 2. n.:a device..

North Carolina Lincoln Log

1. you drop trow, take a dump on your girls tits, and titfuck her with the shit man, last night, i north carolina lincoln logged this chi..

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