Tit Spanners

What is Tit Spanners?

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.

Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

The Three B's

1. Everything required for a happy existance: Booze, Babes, and Bud. I got The Three B's, so life is good! See weed, booze, bitches,..

Julianjoke

1. A joke that is not at all funny. something once funny but once retold is not funny. Also a sick, vile, and disgusting joke or comeback. ..

Hot Biscuit

1. To look stupid;bad;ugly;rough ooo girl you look like a hot biscuit! See biskit, bizkit, hot mess, turkey..

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