Tit Spanners

What is Tit Spanners?

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.

Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

Bacon Blinds

1. The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina. Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after close..

Vaginal Disco

1. Using a vibrator or dildo that lights up in more than one colour. "Joe couldn't decide whether to pop in the jiggle balls or ..

Lan

1. An acronym that means "Local Area Network" but is more often seen as "LAN Party" which is a gathering of geeks/compu..

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