Tit Spanners

What is Tit Spanners?

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.

Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

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