Tit Spanners

What is Tit Spanners?

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.

Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

Permafucked

1. Being permanently Fucked. "Yea, I've just been permafucked... my car's gone..." See perma, fucked, screwed, fuck..

Hello-biff!

1. How you greet people after you've had a stroke. walking down street "Hello-Biff! I've been gone a long time Biff!"..

Bang Da B-lines

1. a festival, but also fun to say. good insult "god your hairs a mess" "shut up, go bang da b-lines agen" "ka..

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