Tit Spanners

What is Tit Spanners?

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.

Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

Jewis

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The Costanza

1. When you are eating a girl out and the pussy just isn't enough for you. You proceed to take a quick break unknowing to your girl an..

Faux Pod

1. The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shufflefeature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two i..

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