Tit Spanners

What is Tit Spanners?

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.

Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

Jerk Your John

1. To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick. Don't jerk your john when your parent are home. See mast..

Thorn In The Side

1. A nemesis that always tends to get the best of his/her arch-enemy. I can't beat level four of "Grand Marshall" because t..

African Ingenuity

1. the politically correct term for nigger rigging With a little african ingenuity, the mechanic was able to get the car running. See ra..

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