What is Tit Trumpeteer?
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A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.
Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.
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V. To insert one's testicle into another's anus. The testicle is then expelled via flatulence.
That chick digs a good gas bag..
