What is Tita?
1.
a large tough woman
Jo is a tita you don't want to mess with...
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2.
A word of Hawaiian origin, which can be used to describe a woman of any race who is strong, independent, able to think for herself, and FIERCE in a number of different ways. Grace Jones and Madonna would both be accepted into the Tita Club, which would be an honor.
A Tita is a woman who can hold her own and doesn't take any crap. It's a good thing to be a Tita.
Frank Delimma's sketch of "Tita Turner"
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3.
Anyone (usually of hawaiian, filipino, or micronesian ancestry, sometimes mixed with either asian or any other pacific island race) who likes to participate in the following:
-wears basketball shirts or anything of the sort
-like to go to the beach every week (i.e wallrat)
-is probably a slut/pregnant/kinda hot but not really because she is a tita
-usually extremely dark
-hangs around with moke's (see "moke" for reference)
-and always has there hair wrapped around in wild ways using either rubberbands/scrunchies/chopsticks/shirt hanger/babies
-smokes weed
-probably has no future
-is probably the biggest bitch you will ever meet
-sometimes fat
vladimir: eh timmy you fakka! did you see kalei ova there? shes pregnant again.
timmy: dat tita? hooo nahhh cuz she just fat
vladimir: oh.
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See tight in the ass.
5.
a REAL UGLY FAT female dat looks like a beaver!!!!!!!And is a whore and bitch and slut!!!!!!!!!!...
Look there goes ugly tita!!!!!!
