Titanic Boner

What is Titanic Boner?


1.

Someone who gets aroused at the slightest thing. But unfortunatly cannot maintain an erection for more than four seconds. They tend to be people who shout out "porn" every time they see visable flesh other than the face. This happens because they are so sexually frustrated that they find even the slightest thing erotic.

Also see ben oldham Impotentand townie

Matthew: PORN!!

Normal person: Huh? its a picture of a duck.

Matthew: But it's so horny.

Abe: you Titanic boner.

Ben oldham: *cries* that offends me, what's wrong with horse rape?

2.

a boner that flops and inverts on its maiden voyage

jimmy:first... sex... is... grrreat

jill: huh what the...

both look at his dick

jimmy: its gone titanic

it has completely inverted


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