Titmouse

What is Titmouse?


1.

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

See tit, tits, boobs, breasts, chest, cleavage, funbags, rack, bosom, bosoms

2.

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.

The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.

"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"

"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."

3.

Small Northamerican song bird.

The other day I was hunting in my backyard and shot a titmouse right out of the tree!

4.

a short, petite woman with very large breasts (noun)

Dolly Parton is the queen titmouse.

5.

1. a small mouse shaped like a tit

2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.

3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.

See moley

6.

a man who looks like a mouse and has tits

steve you are totaly a giant titmouse

See steve, titmouse, man, tit, mouse


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