Titnotised

What is Titnotised?

To be hypnotised by a lady's breasts - i.e. to be so engrossed that you cannot stop staring or concentrate on anything else.

"He just stared at my rack and kept saying 'yeah', 'uh-huh' and not really listening to anything I said!"

"Well, he was obviously completely titnotised."

See tit-whipped, stare, oggle, breasts, rack, cleavage, gawp

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