Tito

What is Tito?


1.

The proest name on Earth. Anyone and everyone with that name is amazingly cool and should never ever be disrespected.. Ever.

Damn dude, Tito owns us at life.. We should kill ourselves before he kills ourselves before us..

See tito, pro, amazing, emo, kill

2.

A large, overweight Hawaiian man, who sits on the park bench playing his ukelele and is nice to everybody.

"Hey man, wanna go see Tito today? I'm feeling down, and I could really use a lift. I'll bring my guitar."

See hawaiian, ukelele, pineapple, friendly, large

3.

One prone to being made fun of

"Wow, I almost pitty the tito. Sadly, its just almost."

See tyler, fail, pity, sorry, lector

4.

A person who is easily forgotten, upstaged, and/or generally unimportant. Someone who is a "Tito" used to be famous in some sense but eventually lost recognition or never made it for themselves in the first place. Derived from Tito Jackson of the Jackson 5.

Jay-Z - Party Life

"Please, its no equal

Ya boy's off the wall, these other niggas is Tito"

See tito, jackson, mike, michael jackson

5.

To beat the crap out of an old man 4 times in a row.

He was just feeding the ducks why did you "Tito" that old man!

See ufc, tito, ortiz, ken, shamrock, beat down

6.

Gay little chubb brother.

I can't believe Autumn think Tito is cute...he's super chubby. lol.

See lame, chubby, brother, fat, gay

7.

a really greasy, smelly mexican who rarely takes showers.

Look at that Tito over at Taco Bell. I mean come on, take a shower man.

See sweaty, greasy, smelly, beaner, b.o.


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