What is Tits Magee?
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Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.
Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
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a fat mess who loves halo and pokemon, a kid who fights with chimp munks and has rocky mountain tities, a small piggie nose and a hang over but not from drinking alcohol.
him: yo you fuckin tits magee!
the other guy: i havent played pokemon for 3 whole days!
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3.
Tits Magee is the essence of everything
Therefore making tits magee everything
Even though tits magee is everything you do not call somthing stupid tits magee, you call that Poops Magee or shits magee
Also a person could be made fun of with the use of Tits/Shits Magee
Person 1:Holy crap dude look at those tits magee pair of avaitors over there
Person 2: Word
Ex 2
Person 1: Damnit we have to do a shitload of homework.
Person 2: Totaly Shits magee
Person 1: Word
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4.
Tits magee is a word that can describe or take the place of any word. What many do not know, is that tits magee was origionally the "bird shaped" rays of dead midgets, that is shot from a "ray gun" resolting in an instant death. Many do not understant this concept, so just refer to everything as "Tits Magee". Tits mage can also be used as an Insult, or a Shitty Joke. Use it was you would like.
Used as a Noun:
Devon: Look at that animal over there!
Ryan: Thats a Tits..
Used as an adjective:
Devon: Dude, Bridge jumping is so awesome!
Ryan: Yeah, i know its so Tits!
Used as an insult:
Devon:You are such a Fag
Ryan: Yeah well your so Tits!
Used as a cover up for a shitty joke:
Ryan: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Devon:why?
Ryan: Uhhhh...Tits Magee!!!
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Person who eats alot and likes Dtraill.
We call Kristen Magee Tits Magee.
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