What is Tits On A Bull?
1.
Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless
Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.
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2.
Used as an epresion of uselessness.
Goddamn It John, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as tits on a bull fuck.
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3.
The observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. 
That guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as tits on a bull
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