Tits On A Platter

What is Tits On A Platter?


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Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.

So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!

Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man

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