Tits To The Moon

What is Tits To The Moon?

1.

Arriving at such of state of intoxication as to render oneself in a near-comatose stupor, whereby one is generally passed out on their back for an extended period of time.

After David Hasselhoff ate his burger he was tits to the moon!

See hammered, wasted, drunk, shmammered
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