What is Tits To The Moon?
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Arriving at such of state of intoxication as to render oneself in a near-comatose stupor, whereby one is generally passed out on their back for an extended period of time.
After David Hasselhoff ate his burger he was tits to the moon!
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when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.
note: this works better when you have an inverse ..
