Tittiemonster

What is Tittiemonster?

Femalehomosapian; the breastno matter what size lurk without; the monster lurks within.

Term comes from Alabamaian

tinmen (siding salesmen) who came north to Ohio for the winter in the late 70's.

Not to be confused with tittieenthusist definitely a different animal.

Tim is always going to know that the tittiemonster will rear it's ugly head; no matter how attractivea women she is.

See wife, girlfriend, daughter, mom, aunt, ect

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