Titty-blinded

What is Titty-blinded?


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Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.

Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."

Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.

"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"

"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."

"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"

See blind, blinded, titty-blinded, influence


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