Titus Maximus

What is Titus Maximus?


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When your about to blow your load from getting a girl in the ass, repeatedly bigin donkey punching her until her ass can't get any tighter and it is nearly impossible to get your dick to pull out.

Fred: Dude, I lost my dick last night in her ass!

George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.

See donkey punch, ass, trauma, load


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