What is Titwank?
1.
The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.
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2.
The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.
Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.
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3.
(noun) the act of putting your erect
dat ho gave me a titwank
4.
enjoyable sexual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a 'pearl necklace'(q.v.)
Christ, she's got a shirtfull. I could fancy a good titwank between them.
5.
pleasure by fresh baps.
i recieved a titwank, via her lovely fresh baps
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6.
a.k.a. Spud.
Defining the utmost stupidity and worthlessness of someone, also used as a generic pronound to insult someone in the aforementionned known-as.
Originally mentionned by "Banzai".
You're welcome titwank.
Fuck off, titwank.
