What is Tivert?
1.
A television viewer (usually male) who pauses, zooms in and/or slow-motion advances frames of provocative images, in a feeble attempt to see something "naughty".
My friend, who has as much access to porn and nudity as any other red-blooded American male, paused his TiVo to check out Katie Holmes's cleavage as she sat down for a talk show interview. It might be understandable if we had never seen her nude, but we have. So it's basically a waste of time which serves only to indulge his whim of seeing her less nude in a different position. Therefore, he is a Tivert.
See
Random Words:
1.
Grabbing your junk in public and moving it around.
1.)Man, every thing is stuck together in my pants. I'm going to have to do som..
1.
Talking about something in which the intended audience does not give a flying fuck about.
That XefgT always says shit that no one cares..
1.
What the fuck, over? (Sometimes "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?)
Typically used amongst military personnel when repeatedly directed ..
