What is Tivo Hermit?
Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on one's DVR.
Dude1: Jake is holed up watching last night's Survivor.
Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.
Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.