What is Tivolepsy?
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When you are watching a DVR'd show and you forget to fast forward through the commercials (© Joe Stapleton, Two Jacks in the Hole 2009)
My son may be retarded but I got a damn bad case of tivolepsy. I never fast forward through my DVR'd shows.
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