What is Tivvy?
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town of the damned, the dome, groundhog day.
full of druggies of all types, alcoholics, pensioners and the unemployed
highest rate of incest in the UK, second highest in europe
most amount of cats per person
bin laden lives here
unemployed layabout: "i fukin hate tivvy its fukin gash"
hardened alcoholic: "dunno mate, where else can you spend all your life sponging off the government and spending your dole money on copious anmounts of drugs
hardened alcoholic: "dunno mate, where else can you spend all your life sponging off the government and spending your dole money on copious anmounts of drugs
unemployed layabout: you're repeating yourself, for fucks sake shut up
hardened acloholic: have you got 50p?
unemployed layabout: nah, sorry mate i just spent all my money on amphet, im gonna go down the job centre an get a crisis loan so i can buy an ounce of green to sell
hardened alcoholic: right mate give me a bell when u get some, i could do with a bit of puff
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