T.j. Maxx

What is T.j. Maxx?

A workplace that sucks the soul from the body and drains all that is joyful from it until all that's left is desolation.

"I just got out of work at T.J. Maxx and I think I'm gonna go jump off a bridge."

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Bitas

1. Another word for genious, or the underside of a cows utter. That girl is such a bitas...she can recite quotes from "The Great Gats..

Amazonian Tripod

1. A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face. Certificatologist: "Hola mu..

Londinium

1. What old people and romans call the captital of England instead of it's proper name (london). Roman - I'm going to Londinium ..

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