T-jones

What is T-jones?

Texas slang for Mother or Grandmother.

Mostly used in the Dallas area.

I never heard it in Houston...

Sometimes used as slang for someones Play Mother/Play Mom

'Dayum my T-Jones got beat up by one of her baby daddy last night'

one's mother

t-jones is callin me.

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