What is Tj's?
1.
The place in downtown Patchogue, NY, to buy the best damn heros ever made.
"Phil is a pussy; he can't even finish a pizza hero from TJ's".
"Oh man, TJ's heros are on plates today! Hell yea!"
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2.
A gathering for individuals who have not yet matured. Mostly hard, angry goths/death metal entusiasts and other otherworldly beings who sport cutsey icckle Sesame Street accessories.
"I want destruction and death on the world. Where's my Hello Kitty handbag mummy? I'm off to TJ's."
3.
Where the young un's of newport go to learn how to be cool, only to find how utterly pathetic they are when they go anywhere else.
"Let's go to TJ's! I've got 2 quid and a Slipknot hoodie"
4.
a punk rock venue where many legendary bands have played including, rancid, bad brains, naked raygun, husker du, misfits etc. only let down by friday nights
"fucking hell they play shit music on friday nights dont they"
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5.
Nice junk food. Sometimes pisses me off when they dont deliver that fine shit.
Erm tjs? i told u i wanted da small fries bitch!
