Tl;dfr Edit Meaning

1. its a guy who likes to wank on webcam instead of showing his face. excuse me miss want to watch me? no thanks rumplestiffdick prefer f..

1. Whale, other large sea creature Zomg epizzle beached itself See whale, beached, piz, epizzle, lol..

1. Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..