Tlot

What is Tlot?

A penile rupture caused by anal sex with scorpions.

Ow, dude! I just got a massive tlot. I won't be having anal sex with scorpions for a while!

See scorpions, anal, sex, tlot, rupture

Couch Jumper

1. 1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise) 2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise) Dammit I hate that kid, he's suc..

Bastard Or Bitch

1. A bad person who looks like a man and a woman. See Marilyn Manson It's all his or her fault! Who does he or she think he or she ..

Garden-stated

1. To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there. Jason: How was Kansas City? Brian: It w..

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