Tlp

What is Tlp?

tight little pussy; a pussy so tight that when u finally do get ur dick in, it fits like a glove

"Damn i'd like to slide my dick into mike's sister's tlp," moaned Dan.

See tight, little, pussy, dick, sister

A tiny little penis.

I would have screwed that guy but he had a TLP!

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