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an errection of a man over the age of sixty-five.
"That old fuck has a mad case of antique wood"
See boner, errection, diamo..
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Loitering around, usually late at night, doing nothing productive but looking at funny things on the internet and giggling with friends ..
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Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one m..