Tmd Edit Meaning

1.

1. Territorial Missile Defence. The deployment of anti-missile interceptors and detectors to render a small territory (eg an island democracy) safe from missile attack by a continental adversary (eg a mainland dictatorship). This term is largely used to describe hotspots like Taiwan, Israel, and downtown LA.

2. A virulent Chinese curse, as per WMD and NMD. This is usually used of a thing or person in the third person. The meaning is somewhat akin to "that jerk" or "this useless piece of crap". Literally it means "of its/his/her mother".

1. President Bush: "China is a strategic competitor and we will sell Taiwan submarines and anti-missile defences and advanced naval technologies but China is our ally in the war against terror so we will not supply anything that would disturb the status quo and we support the One China policy and the Taiwanese people should be entitled to hold their own elections without military response from the mainland and could you please stop selling such cheap bras and panties please? We'll promise not to sell Taiwan a TMD if you do."

2. Chinese President Hu Jintao: "WTF is Bush talking about?"

Taiwanese President Chen Shui-Bian: "Dude, I don't know. TMD."

Chinese President Hu Jintao: "Damn straight. TMD. Nice spliff, BTW."

Taiwanese President Chen Shui-bian: "Thx."

See HMB

2.

A Chinese abbreviation for "Damn it"

TMD, I dented my tuba

3.

1)Turd of Mass Destruction.

I just fired off a TMD, and now my toilet doesn't work.

See poop, shit, turd, ass candy, dingleberry, toilet, doo doo, doody, smelly, anus

4.

Too Much Detail

I've got my cock out

TMD

See kitkat, cheerios, cereal, alex, zazz, fc

5.

Acronym: Too Much Drama

The plastics at my high school have TMD.

See wtf, stfu, rofl, lmao, tmfd

6.

Too Many Doors. Usually describes cars with more doors than 2 or 3. Most likely it is a family car with two front doors, two rear and the hatchback.

Hey, nice TMD Saab.

Thanks, I have kids so I need 5 doors.

See tmd, too, many, door, doors

1.

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

See Webster

2.

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

3.

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.