Tmj

What is Tmj?


1.

TMJ: temporo-mandibular joint

the joint where the jaw connects to the skull on both sides of the head.

hurts like hell when dislocated, you are barely able to open your mouth and cant really close it either.

it cannot be snapped back into place yourself.

it can occur from anyhting, including laughing or yawning.

"my TMJ hurts like hell :( "

See Maxx

2.

A common jaw disorder that many women will use as an excuse to get out of giving a man head.

I'd go down on you, but I have TMJ and my jaw could lock up.

See head, excuse, disorder, blue balls, cunt

3.

TMJ Syndrome: temporomandibular joint

noun

pain in jaw: a painful condition involving the temporomandibular joint and the muscles used for chewing, sometimes causing clicking sounds and restricted jaw movement. It is usually associated with a faulty dental bite.

Temporomandibular joint:

noun

jaw joint: either of the joints connecting the lower part of the jaw mandible with the temporal bone on each side of the head. Both joints act together when the jaw is moved.

Jill: I have TMJ and when I open my mouth really wide, it hurts like a mother.

Alex: E.. Lemme see!

See tmj, jaw, syndrome

4.

temporo-mandibular joint

i have tmj my jaw makes a clicking sound when i yawn laugh talk or even eat. with tmj you are not supposed to chew gum ,but i do and i wind up regreting it because it hurts.

tmj hurts really really bad :((((

5.

Acronym for Too Much Johnson

My girlfriend bought me new jeans for Christmas, but they were really tight in the crotch. Must be TMJ.

See johnson, large, crotch, testes

6.

A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.

Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ

Cindy: ok...

(Dentist feels her up)

Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!

See woodland, california, dentist, check, it, out, bojizzle

7.

-Too Much Jjina.

-jjina-- vagina

-When the pubic hair is visiblee

-aka Too much vagina

You can see she has TMJ by looking at her bikini.

See vagina, pubic, hair, jaw, disease


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