What is Tmw?
1.
"Tomorrow" - meaning the next day
Vera-Have you sent photo
Ghastly-I will do it tmw
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2.
Too much work. Most often used to describe high-maintenance women, or gold diggers.
dude 1: What happened with you and that hot blonde you were dating?
dude 2: We had to break it off... she wanted me to buy her a car, a diamond ring, and take her to Paris... TMW.
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3.
1. Used in the homo-erotic context at the end of an awkward conversation meaning "Tonsil My Wang."
2. Can also be used to represent the term, "Touch My Wang."
EXAMPLE: Tim - "Well, I have to go make out with my extremely hot, straight girlfriend."
John - "Oh. Well, next time I see you, you have to tmw."
Tim - "Holy shit dude! STOP FAGGING ME!"
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4.
touch my wang. most often used after nights without any 'action,' likely used in IRC channels, and directed toward fellow channel-goers. this acronym can have disasterous effects as it can rouse the homo-hater in many. can also be used in response to aboslutely anything.
sally: OMG TEH O.C. ROX!!1
jimmy: stfu tmw plz
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