Tmw

What is Tmw?


1.

"Tomorrow" - meaning the next day

Vera-Have you sent photo

Ghastly-I will do it tmw

See Ghastly

2.

Too much work. Most often used to describe high-maintenance women, or gold diggers.

dude 1: What happened with you and that hot blonde you were dating?

dude 2: We had to break it off... she wanted me to buy her a car, a diamond ring, and take her to Paris... TMW.

See high, maintenance, too, much, work

3.

1. Used in the homo-erotic context at the end of an awkward conversation meaning "Tonsil My Wang."

2. Can also be used to represent the term, "Touch My Wang."

EXAMPLE: Tim - "Well, I have to go make out with my extremely hot, straight girlfriend."

John - "Oh. Well, next time I see you, you have to tmw."

Tim - "Holy shit dude! STOP FAGGING ME!"

See tonsil, wang, gay, felatio

4.

touch my wang. most often used after nights without any 'action,' likely used in IRC channels, and directed toward fellow channel-goers. this acronym can have disasterous effects as it can rouse the homo-hater in many. can also be used in response to aboslutely anything.

sally: OMG TEH O.C. ROX!!1

jimmy: stfu tmw plz

See homie


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