To Be Fucked List

What is To Be Fucked List?

1.

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"

Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"

Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."

Cook: "What, that sucks."

Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."

Cook: "You are a wise man."

Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."

Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

See sex, trim, getting laid

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