What is To Have "spanked The Monkey"?


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To have an alcoholicbeverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

See alcohol, drink, beverage, spank, monkey


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