What is To Jesus?
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to claim oneslef as the son of "god"; to lie to
I was trying to jesus the whole world dude, but I died because of it.
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(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"
Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"
Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."
Bill: "What a fucktard."
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When a girl gets warm water in her mouth and a guy dunks his balls into her mouth while she is gargling to make bubbles like a jucuzzi. ..
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A waitress that works at Waffle House
Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.
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Someone who joins a VC firm with the intention of starting a company but who ultimately is unable to commit to a single idea.
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