To Jesus

What is To Jesus?


1.

to claim oneslef as the son of "god"; to lie to

I was trying to jesus the whole world dude, but I died because of it.

See lie, mislead, blaspheme

1.

(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"

Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."

Bill: "What a fucktard."


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