What is To Jesus?
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to claim oneslef as the son of "god"; to lie to
I was trying to jesus the whole world dude, but I died because of it.
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(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"
Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"
Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."
Bill: "What a fucktard."
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A term used by rake yohn (viva la bam actor) speaking of someone 'tossing your salad' while driving (Not a *eat* salad)
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A subtle euphemism for straight up lying.
"We'll get them to buy our products using marketing strategy!"
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A total fucking joke, because even though she did live in the Bronx, Miss Lopez actually went to private school and got private dance le..