What is To Jesus Someone?
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(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"
Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"
Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."
Bill: "What a fucktard."
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Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.
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A vegan who is very extreme with their lifestyles.
Pammy is so uber vegan, she only serves Tofurky for Thanksgiving.
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