To Offer A Pinocchio

What is To Offer A Pinocchio?

1.

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.

To Offer a Pinocchio:

Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."

See sex act, pickup line, horny, dick

87

Random Words:

Vimmer

1. An alcohol induced bout of sickness that occurs immediately after you awaken from the fuzzy night. AKA a hangover puke. Oh man, Jus ju..

Bum Hook

1. the act of inserting your thumb up your sexual partners anus during doggie style sex i was shagging her doggie style and bum hooked her..

Queeferoni

1. Some dumbass who posts stupid shit on forums. Queeferoni thought he made another funny. Boy was he wrong. 2. a huge cock hussys boyf..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free