To Offer A Pinocchio

What is To Offer A Pinocchio?


1.

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.

To Offer a Pinocchio:

Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."

See sex act, pickup line, horny, dick


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