To Pull A Jon

What is To Pull A Jon?

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

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Clamdown

1. Word used by Jorge Martinez when trying to calm someone down; Slang term for those of Latin-decent, Omar Gaylindo would know since he is..

Zekial

1. syn. A zoobarf. "Last night I saw a zekial." "What?" "You know, a zoobarf." "Ohh..."..

Idfgi

1. Acronym for I Don't F*ing Get It. used on lj when someone posts something that doesn't make sense. user 1:> My cat fire ..

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