To Pull A Jon

What is To Pull A Jon?

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

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Son Of A Monkey's Ass

1. Something frustrating in its disgustingness. Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape. ::Jeanine unable to get cre..

Ithyphallic

1. adj. 1. Of or relating to the phallus carried in the ancient festival of Bacchus. 2. Having the penis erect. Used of graphic and..

Uruloki

1. Dragons, in the language of the elves. The term appears in Tolkien's Silmarillion. Glaurung was the first of the uruloki, and Anc..

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