To Pull A Jon

What is To Pull A Jon?

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

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Jenean

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Greek Tip

1. The act of inadvertantly handing over a pubic hair along with your money when paying for goods. Little Sophie always dreaded acceping ..

Isotoners

1. Gloves, referencing to the ones in the OJ murders. OJ wore isotoners when he killed a bitch. See isotoners, oj, simpson, murders, glov..

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