To Pull A Jon

What is To Pull A Jon?

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

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Jawbrato

1. 1. Shaking of the jaw concurrent with the pulsations of vibrato during singing. 2. Vibrato resulting from the conscious manipulation (w..

Ffuubbaarr

1. Weird form of fubar, fubar being f#d up beyond repair. after mincing, the cow was ffuubbaarr See fubar, stupid, retarded..

Nut Covers

1. Saggy testicles that hang over the anus when laying down. Man, last night I farted so hard, I blew off my nut covers...

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