To Pull A Jon

What is To Pull A Jon?

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

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Yucca Monster

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Orangitan

1. Pronounced or-ange-a-tan 1) Someone with a fake tan that is orange to the point of being scary. "Woah that person sooo has a fake..

Epiphigasm

1. The physically and spiritually overwhelmingly pleasurable sensation of coming to a new realization. Chick 1: I had the most incredible..

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