To Pull A Jon

What is To Pull A Jon?

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

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Kartoffelkopf

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Sykesian

1. someone who is utterly obesessed with oli sykes, most probably becuase their friends are and in most cases of the chronic disease sykeso..

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