To Pull A Jon

What is To Pull A Jon?

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

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Falynn

1. A name meaning "beautiful fairy" (not to be confused with different spellings, like "Fallon") Beautiful and Graciou..

Zed Bed

1. I foldable bed in which is not advisable to have sex in, as they can collapse easily. Don't jump on a zed bed either, they really ..

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