To Pull A Jon

What is To Pull A Jon?

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

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Braise

1. to put your lover, or rape victim, into a bath, then cover them in chicken stock, and rodgerthem until they flavour the stock. you can t..

Ether-ass

1. An excessive dumb-ass, motivation of stupidity, random acts of stupidity fueled by a Moron,etc. dumb and stupid with added fire or fuel..

Quasi-ho

1. one that refers to sexual terms and always tries to seduce, when really they just wannabe whores I think that girl is quasi ho because ..

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