To Pull A Jon

What is To Pull A Jon?

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

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Fucked-upgrade

1. A software upgradethat is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced. "I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photos..

Pum-pum Printer

1. Shorts that are so tight and short you can see the vagina outline being printed through the shorts, in the form of a camel-toe. Marcus:..

Nigganized

1. When a person, of darker, skin or of african ancestry, fucks u up, in anyway, shape, or form. "When I dropped my soap in prison, ..

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