To Pull A Jon

What is To Pull A Jon?

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

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W.o.s.

1. the acronym for walk of shame, which means going to work in the clothes you were wearing the following day due to excessive partying and..

Mushroom Tracks

1. 1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexu..

W.o.w Body

1. A W.O.W body is one that has become fat, ugly and out of shape due to hours of playing World of Warcraft. Dave: Dude, I've got no ..

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