What is To Pull A Matt S?
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To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then pass out while in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and consequently have all your friends make fun of you.
I got so drunk last night, and I think I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I pulled a Matt because I woke up naked, facedown on the floor.
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A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends
I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper
See shit, perfect, double, tap..
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Adjective used to describe something that is just so fucking awesome and powerful that it can not be destroyed.
"Jason's hair..
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A stag do where the stag does not attend due to an event which takes precedence.
The stag do was stagnant in that it was a stag do with..
