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A beach near Cooter, LA (i'm fucking serious) that, from an airplane, looks like the female reproductive system.
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A penis that splits, having two ends.
"He can fuck her in both holes with his siamese penis!"..
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The kind of bravery that comes from drinking copious amounts of whiskey.
Well, normally I would have never called that linebacker a coc..