What is To Simmons?
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The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.
To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.
Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?
Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."
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The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.
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something that is hilarious but its too gay to even laugh at.
That movie Blades of Glory was So Gaylarious.
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