What is To Simmons?
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The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.
To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.
Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?
Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."
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A term steming from a Jerky Boys skit that is extremely cocky and used in a very convincing manor. It is used only in a comedical sense...
