To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Yellow Eyes

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W00tx0r

1. The most 1337 way to say w00t. <player A> W00t j00 been qwn3d! <player B> W00tx0r -eat my pinapple! <player A> WTF ..

Jinkles

1. Cum shavings or sprinkles on a person That flamer has jinkles! See Drew..

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