To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

/dance

1. When typed in the chat menu of WOWor in other MMO's, it lets one release his/her (but most likely his) inner urge to burst into dan..

Pronto Mart

1. Corner store run by da Arabs Lets roll up to da Pronto Mart and get us a loosey from da arabs See arabs, pronto, loosey, corner store ..

Zoink

1. To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected David: &q..

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