To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Zilm

1. To regurgitate or throw up when the feeling of an upset stomach is aroused. Usually, done in the worst possible of places, i.e. in a pub..

Zig Zags

1. papers used to roll weed in Yo, link me some zig zags to roll up this spliff See porn star 2. Brand of rolling papers yo pass the z..

Clock-blocked

1. When a coworker or other issue stops you from leaving work on time. Compareable to cock-block. I had plenty to do tonight, but I got cl..

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