To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Fuckin Metal

1. An expression of approval. J: These two guys just jumped out of a van and started totally beating the shit out of this other guy. R: F..

Patchy

1. Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy. If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit pa..

W4t

1. woman for transsexual/transvestite/transgender Used in personals; I am a w4t. See w4t, woman, tranny, ts, tv, tg..

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