To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

2 Pager

1. a 2 page text message (exeeding 160 words) dude i just wrote a fat 2 pager explaining to my girlfriend why i couldnt go to the dance la..

Yuhboats

1. can b used in almost n e sentence to giv a reply or answer to some1>>> yuhboats is like sayin yea>>> noboats is the op..

Urenima'd

1. Much like an aenema (fist in the ass) but with the pee hole. Usually done with a size 12 sneaker. fag - HOLY SHIT DOC that fuckin hurt!..

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