To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Psht

1. A word you can say to blow off or show disregard for something someone just said. Person 1: I am so good at videogames. Person 2:PSHT!..

Quadrahypeleptic

1. The feeling of emotional sadness that is given upon drinking a large energy drink, and then using all of the energy bestowed upon the dr..

Zootwagginem

1. being a thug, cool, gangster ass muthafukka. damn! zach you is zootwagginem! See cool, gangsta, zach, hot..

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