To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Nedroy

1. Word to describe an idiot Hey Gauldie dont you think that twat over there looks like a right nedroy! See nedroy, idiot, bunny, twat, b..

Pocket Dragon

1. A lighter. Do you by any chance have a pocket dragon on you? See lighter, pocket, dragon, fire, drugs 2. Common Cigarette Lighter L..

Ynow

1. Why now Ask ynow rather than later to clear confusion. See why, now, rather, than, later..

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