To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Disgusting Danny

1. When you have the urge to investigate your mother getting showered my mum caught me doing a disgusting danny See disgusting, mum, show..

Uft - Unidentified Flying Fucktardo.

1. Short for Unidentified flying fucktardo. - A fucking retard who goes on about UFO's all the time. I wish he'd shut up about ..

Yiffystick

1. A furrycharacter's penis. Put yer yiffystick into my murrhole! See yiffystick, yiff, yiffy, murr..

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