To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Swankshire

1. 1. a league of people who exhibit significant traits of SWANK. 2. fashionable, admirable,slightly cocky and evidently confident subset ..

Bfsr

1. big fucking sniper rifle i was playing halo and a bfsr killed me See sniper, rifle, big, fucking, fuk..

Yesterweb

1. Having been around the web a few times. This meme is very yesterweb. I saw it on 4chan six weeks ago. See 4chan, meme..

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