To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

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Hgiihbvrd

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Copernicus

1. Usually a know it all or someone who wastes everyones time just for the sake of displaying there knowledge of some new fangled idea or d..

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