To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

W.o.s.

1. the acronym for walk of shame, which means going to work in the clothes you were wearing the following day due to excessive partying and..

Gopher Shopping

1. When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed s..

Making Up Historical Facts

1. really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting. 1: I fucked Paris Hilton. 2: Will you PLEASE stop making up histor..

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