To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Jagwolf

1. An insult originating from chicago basically implying someone standing around and being useless. "That bum is a dirty Jagwolf"..

Gine Whore

1. an extremely gay person. you'r such a fucking gine whore..

Soz 'n' Chips

1. to be flippantly sorry; a half-hearted apology -"you kissed my mum" -"soz 'n' chips, i didn't know"..

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