To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

The Pooh

1. 1. The best of the best. 2. When something/someone is extremely cool. 3. A synonym and less foul-mouthed way to say The Shit. Winnie ..

Offdahook

1. Outrageously, superlatively kick-ass. So bad-ass you can't fuck widdit. MojoMan, coughing uncontrollably, tears in his eyes: "..

Zigorous

1. The feeling of anything good, when "Amazing" just doesn't cut it.. when "Perfect" is not even close!! Person 1..

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