To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Norce

1. Nice, but more good. Yo, that movie was so tortally norce! See nice, bad, good, cool..

Randomner

1. Very random people saying things having nothing to do with anything what-so-ever Man 1 - Did you watch the game? Man 2 - Yeah, it was ..

Oh My God God

1. what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used..

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