To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Bashed Out

1. When you have had sex. Comes from on my paris trip, 'Gilli Bashed out a minger' See sex, shag, boinked, fucking, intercourse..

Pu55y

1. A way to say P-U-S-S-Y without people knowing what you are saying. Similar to pen15. "Karin, you're such a pu55y! Just do it ..

Lmofl

1. Bastardisation of rofl and lmao, Laugh My Ass On the Floor Laughing combines the two to create an even more retarded meaning. bob123: O..

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