To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

There's A Pony In There

1. The act of placing your penis in some sort of box, then telling small children, "There's A Pony In there," leading them t..

Quabo

1. A big queer or faggot. Darius, you are a fucking quabo! See queer, fuckface, faggot, darius 2. A big queer or faggot. Darius, you a..

Zappanin

1. whats happening zappanin bro!..

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