To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Entertainting

1. Inviting people to go with you to your house or a pub or some such under the guise that you will be politely socializing, but instead po..

Roleplayfriends

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Voguie

1. To behave in a mega-stylish manner with a web-cam. He posted a collection of his most voguie snapshot to upload to myspace. See vouge,..

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