To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Litigation

1. To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common se..

Ghettofabulous

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W'sai

1. acronym for What Sex Am I. An expletive said when encountering a person whose gender is indeterminate. Dude, check out that w'sai!..

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