To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

W0rd

1. A reply to a statement made by another, expressing enthusiasm or agreement. Simone: How cool is that? Ryan: w0rd. 2. A multi functio..

Enemy Gunner

1. This is the annoying, dumb, interrupting girl that tends to end conversations and fuck up your chances with the girl of your choice. You..

Edenlicious

1. Forbidden fruit that tastes delicious. The pie you just baked is edenlicious. See delicious, forbidden fruit, eden, fruit..

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