To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Banana Straightener

1. straightens bananas straight how in the hortense do i straiten my bananas without a banana straitener. See fabrizio..

Trafficacious

1. Combination of traffic and catastrophic. It's a bad moment or too much confusion or too much stimuli. Pronounce: Traffic-cocious..

Qwoff

1. 1) A verb for the rape of dead livestock. 2) When a women almost chokes to death on semen 3)Slang Shire term for the female genitals ..

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