To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Twitty

1. Adjective. Referring to a person who updates their twitter, myspace, facebook, or forthcoming popular social network's status/mood/..

Thugnificient

1. Prolific rap artist of the hit "Booty, Butt cheeks." Thugnificient: "What's really hood nigga?!" See booty, b..

Yoper

1. A semi-automatic hand gun .22, 9mm, .40, .45 (etc.) "Run up in yo house and put that yoper right in yo gut" - Plies I'..

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