To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

On Hectic

1. When something is getting to serious. Or when something is really sick. This shit is gettin on hectic! See serious, on top, jme, vexed..

Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

1. The sound of a bonghit in IRC. "OOO-ooo-OOO-ooo,bonghit number one, bonghit number two, bonghit number three, bonghit number uh &q..

409 In Your Coffeemaker

1. A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coff..

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