To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Yorie

1. some one who plays yu-gi-oh all day hey lets go to a party, don't be a yorie See yu-gi-oh, jinzo, rancho, losers, larry..

Yak Tracks

1. evidence left behind from vomitting in public "Dude, don't look in the water fountain. Someone left yak tracks." See ya..

Larnish

1. when your penis sucks inside your body and brings an item with it. your penis sucks in and so does a trumpet See josh..

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