To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Yazdan

1. 1. A big deadbeat, also known as a Lurch 2. Completely useless to life 3. A gorgeous smile, although they may have a major gum to toot..

Vagemory

1. the ability to remember important things by relating them to a vagina. "hmm....when is mom's birthday?....lets see..mom.....m..

Jodicle

1. a jodicle is a rude body part also known as the frankicle or the judzicle. defined to be a rude sexual organ on a boy. Sam: hey i got a..

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