To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Noerb

1. It is when you use a word that is a noun and you put it as a verb to confuse the person you are talking to. Jimmy-He is going to system..

You Suck Eggs

1. meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL ..

Me Me Me Me Me

1. Someone who's very selfish! They can't take anyone else's feelings in to acount as they are not aware other people have ..

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