To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Scocca

1. Big blue bitch with a limp dick. Hates Obama but secretly wants to butt fuck him. Loves big meaty cock scocca buttfuck See gay, brok..

Poogayness

1. Dirtying ones penis whilst attempting homosexual anal sex Steve: "There was some poogayness last night Jeff" Jeff: "The..

Muddy Puddle

1. Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tas..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

To Wag The Dog Edit Meaning