To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Chub Mouth

1. The ungodly amount of cock that is being stored in your mouth. Trevor your a chub mouth and that is why Mr. Wang keeps giving you promo..

Zelibe

1. (n) 1. Ownage 2. The act or process of ownage (vb) 1. To own 2. To donkey punch or stgh w00t; that movie was t3h Zelibe!..

Qug

1. When playing Scrabble, you end up with a "Q", a "U" but no vowels, you have a QUG. "Great... I just picked a Q..

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