To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Peen Pirate

1. A pirate from the great lost islands of peen, that want there peenish treasures back and must go capture them from another persons anal ..

The Occult

1. see Satanism or dogshit smelly hippies everywhere...... they are da gubment!..

T Dubs

1. "The Worst." T = The Dubs = W = Worst See that new porno? Yeah, it was t dubs. See t-dubs, t-dubbs, dubs, tw, worst..

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