To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Zydah

1. Noun A type of goldfish. lives in a fancy bowl complete with the trappings of goldfish royalty. Other domestic aquatic species aspire t..

1. Who, What, Where, When and Why. Similar to asking the "411" or detailed information about an event. "Dude, gimme the W5..

Cell-mooning

1. 1. When you take a picture of your butt on your cellphone and send it to your friends. 2. When you take a picture of your butt on your ..

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