To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Crotch Hockey

1. A variance on a pee fight, where two (usually male)individuals both urinate in the same toilet trying to cross streams. In this variant ..

Emphasis

1. It means to USE IT WITH FORRRCE I HAAAAAAATE HIM! (emphasis on hATe)..

Aquaghetto

1. What most cities become in the summer. A place where it's important to have a squirtgun on you at all times, and a few water balloo..

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