To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

W3wt

1. An expression of joy and excitement. See w00t for further clarification. <tickettack>I just picked up SOCOM II! <DJ_PsYkiK&g..

Niggnut

1. A Blackman's Nuts, or a single "yam" of a man of color. "Cracker you best break ya delf before i drop my niggnuts o..

Nailing

1. The word nailing is another word for picking up a one night stand. For example you are out with the boys on a Saturday night at a seedy..

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