To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

And Yeah

1. Any thing that you cant say in frount of adults. I "and yeah'ed" so much last night i don't remember how i got home..

Xmms

1. X Multimedia system, like WinAmp but for linux Dude, get Winamp! I can't! I have linux! Well then get xmms! Okay, lame example...

Mud Visor

1. Commonly known as mud cap wiping. The act of post anal sex where a male stradles his partners neck to penis whip them in the eye to bloc..

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