To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Macuco

1. A person who is stupid or acting foolish or does not follow directions. Ryan Collins was told to bring the screw driver but instead he ..

Vicious Vulva

1. When a woman has been so starved of sexual activity that her vulva turns so vicious that it will devour any man that gets close to it. ..

Ytfn

1. An abbreviation for "why the fuck not?". Used by a person when they are intrigued as to why the fuck someone would not agree w..

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