To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Bill Engvall

1. Famous comedian, mostly known for his comical acts on Blue Collar Comedy with other comedians such as Larry the Cable Guy. He also has h..

Y.a.s.h.r.n

1. You are so high right now. Person A: Dude, I just ripped some super dankskies. I think I want a cupcake. Person B: Y.A.S.H.R.N See ..

Zurdo

1. spanish term for fag, homo, etc.; also left handed pinchi zurdo, ahorita me lo voy a poner una putiza....or...dont be such a zurdo you ..

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