To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Ihack

1. A hack used purely to unlock apple iphone/itouch/...such as ZiPhone. These hacks are slightly more complicated than for normal phones as..

Ar-tard

1. A reatard to a more extreme level. A dumbass or idiot. "chris you are such an ar-tard." See retard, ar-tard, dumbass, idiot,..

On The Bottle

1. It means your using nitrous oxide in your car. Often used when your racing with someone. Man: are you on the bottle? Chick: no, i&apos..

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