To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Rumboty

1. An unexplainable connection of deep love - usually with your soulmate. Originally coined up by Keito and Ren to describe the freaky coin..

Bevetting

1. To attempt to argue by spouting inane, indefensible opinions, backed by quotations that are either presented out of context, or have no ..

74m3

1. 74m3 (lame) Of 733t (leet, elite) derivation, and common to 733t culture (see also, 733t, f00, pwn, w00t). Adj. Lame. Cheap. Poorly c..

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