To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Vrooge

1. 1. Noun. A Valentine's Day scrooge. Somebody who hates Valentine's Day. 2. Verb. To rain on someone else's Valentine&apo..

@mg

1. Ah My God. Much like "Oh My God," but less theatrical. Ecko: I just killed my dog. DrLime: @MG, cool!..

Slaughta

1. The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl in an extreme way as if there were no tommorow. Often done to a female who one does not..

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