To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Meowgle

1. The angry sound a cat makes when it cannot communicate with humans. When tabasco wanted wet food, his meowgles were met with silence...

404 Not Found

1. The screen of death Oh shit, I just typed my website wrong and it says "404 Not Found". I hate the internet. See 404, not, f..

Zit Clit

1. Acne on your clit, or around it. Cindy sat home all night scubbing her zit clit. See pussy, zit, clit, acne, puss..

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