To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

:pity: Party

1. Doing something so stupid that you are :pity:ied beyond the max. Shut up burninphily,before I throw a :pity: party in your name See pi..

Zumpkin

1. A blumpkingiven by a member of the undead. The joy of taking a shit, while a moaning zombie sucks your dick can only be surpassed by sku..

Jizzle Cream

1. the seaman or cum that comes out of a guys erect penis , then a women or homosexual man rubs it on there face TOM: dude i just came on ..

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