To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Liquored

1. Drunk. Very Drunk. drunk Bobby was so liquored last Friday, he took that ho Jenny home. See drunk, fucked up, shit faced, hammered..

I Ont

1. I ont is short for I don't care. So you can yell it out loud when you dont care about somthin and the people around won't unde..

V&t

1. Vodka and Tonic. Gets you smashed fast. John drop a few V&T right before his Russian History final. 2. Cocktail consisting of Vod..

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