To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Van Dell

1. a dirty word, used to describe the female genatelia. is sometimes considered to be one of the most vulgar and appaulling word in the en..

Face Raped

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Zlak

1. In World of Warcraft: To act noobish and stupid. In real life: To screw up everything you touch. Also spelled Zlack Damnit, I pulled ..

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