To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Jiz Bandit

1. a person, known or unknown, that leaves jiz in a random place; if it's a friend, they will never cop to it. Who the hell jizzed on..

Coke Deuce

1. a cocaine-induced bowel movement or desire to move one's bowels "Honey, please stop staying up until sunrise and stinking up ..

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

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