To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Jerktaiko

1. A word that is the slang word of the slang word kitaiko which is a slang word for mully and is slang for mullard OMG WTF DID YOU DO JER..

Jockness

1. The use of jocking. Like bitchassness. "No jockness on my site or else you'll be deleted." See jock, jocking, stealing,..

Biz-natch

1. Not quite a bitch, but not quite a not-bitch. Mostly to be used by wiggers and the like. "Yo, 'sup, biz-natches?!" See ..

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