To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Vagimples

1. Furry, sticky, gooey jizz filled vag pimples all over the vagina. Common in girls with dirty old pussys that haven't been in on th..

Kinch

1. Generally associated with insanity. "What are you? A Kinch?!" See kinch, insanity, clown 2. As in "to Kinch," W..

Pitty Party

1. To feel sorry for ones self Person 1) Is Chesney Hawks coming out tonight? Person 2) No, he's having a pitty party, because he&ap..

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