To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Zaffle

1. The act of wiping your cock clean on the back of the living room curtains. You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled y..

Jeeeg

1. A ditch. A really nasty thing to fall in when walking home plaestered from the pub. "I was walking home and I fell in the jeeeg, ..

Pulin A Smits

1. not showing up somewhere without notice yo dog that bangin bi*ch from the other nite been pulin a smits all week. See smits, pullin, b..

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