To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Bagelfuck

1. The act of having sexual intercourse with a bagel ornament adorning the penis. Last night, I totally bagelfucked Taylor! See bagel, fu..

Dormin

1. The forbidden name that I may not say under pain of being attacked by Tunks. Not really much pain there then. :p It's her pet name ..

Judy Justice

1. the police Get rid of the joint, judy justice is behind us. See cop, narc, pig, police, fuzz..

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