To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Zaini

1. The most amazing thing/person i.e. perfection You're so zaini! See zaini, amazing, incredible, wonderful, perfect..

Ass Belonker

1. One who eats from another's ass Eat penguin shit, you ass belonker See Blah..

Ownda

1. This word is related to the word 'Ownage' Its mostly used to offend people It means 'you got owned,in one word.... Way..

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