To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Shitle

1. (shy-tle) Someone who mooches constantly, or the act of mooching. See also mooch. Nick: Get me some food Josh. Nick: Get me some food..

Z1g0

1. Hooray! Fuck You! Don't Kick My Dog! Brown Towels! That is hardcore! z1g0 is the most versatile word in the world. It means eve..

Off Topic

1. A place where young boys(sometimes posing as adult males or females) go for the International "Mine's Bigger than Yours" ..

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