To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Ficktrool

1. a amazing spoonerism and conglamoration of the words trickand fool. My sister tried to ficktrool me into sticking a key into an electri..

Head-cheese

1. The residual ejaculate gathered under the foreskin of the penis before the guy has a chance to shower or clean it away or residual ejacu..

Uni-whore

1. Similar to mono-slut... being a whore with only one person, instead of several I promise to be such a uni-whore with you after we'..

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