To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Goose Wine

1. Mid-Atlantic slang for a drink of cold water. 1. The only thing that can quench my thirst is goose wine 2. Son, get me some more of th..

Thorpetacular

1. When a man with an unstable psyche does a feat that amazes and awes the viewer When Jenny the retard jumped over the fence it was Thorp..

Dead Meat On The Tracks

1. The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating. Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks...

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