To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Twickulated

1. Describes forgetting what one is about to say; constipation of the brain. Dude, I totally just twickulated. See spaced..

Yessur

1. Yes, that is infact correct. Person A;"Did you eat dinner last night?" Person B;"Yessur" See yes, no, nope, yezur..

Behuniaked

1. To be hung out to dry. A raw deal. To be left in a bad situation. To be screwed over. Paul was Behuniaked last night by Dave. See scre..

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