To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Yamatoed

1. Punk'd. Taken for a ride. Reamed in the arse. Fooled. Betrayed. Deceived. Looks at the broken shoulder of the VF0A, "Every ge..

Petah

1. an event when a group of friends or people smoke marijuana together. Cute Girl:OMG! you should've been with us last night! Hot Gi..

Legault The Assassin

1. A user at a popular message board named Eskimo Haven who thinks he's sexayer then Moonie Manny, for the last time Moonie is god!..

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