To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Pomeroy

1. the act of getting arrested while at a beach. Alcohol is usually involved. We totally got pomeroyed at the condo last weekend. See po..

W117

1. being so awesome or campaigning for the wii that you are w117 (refers to 1337) Fag: i hate the wii just because i am a hardcore sony a..

øystein

1. A common Norwegian name. Come from the old norse word Eystein - meaning lucky stone Hei, jeg heter Øystein. Hello, my name is Øystein...

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