To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Fizzie Wigs

1. The scattered hair in the grundle region, or the hair in the biki line. Baby I need to shave my fizzie wigs befor we go to the beach. ..

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Zoro

1. A cool swordsman who uses three swords. Don't even bother trying to fight him, you'll lose. I mean it. What? What cheese? I ha..

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