To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Peveto

1. A male, usually butt ass ugly, and bad at football/any sport at all. Somehow these "peveto's" get a lot of girls, but th..

Gibboney

1. a german derivative for GIANT TOOL That guy Mark is such a "Gibboney" See mark, gibboney, tool, german..

Zur

1. When texting "Yup" the 1st word that shows up is Zur. At least on my shitty phone. Girl: So you coming to my party? :) Boy: ..

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