To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Perfick

1. Perfect, basically. Used by Nick Frost of Spaced and Shaun Of The Dead fame. Same meaning as fried gold. 'What's your new gir..

Zcause

1. Slang for because. Short and easy too say. Meaning of why. Or to explain why. I cant do it Zcause i'm tired. Zcause I ran a mile...

W4t

1. woman for transsexual/transvestite/transgender Used in personals; I am a w4t. See w4t, woman, tranny, ts, tv, tg..

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