To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Ass-froth

1. A phrase used to describe the thick, humid secretion of gas from one's backside after a long night of heavy imbibing. Marcus drank..

Gettin' Her

1. When two ladies are in a verbal confrontation, there is always someone who is falling back (the impending loser) and someone who is gett..

Jeep Abuse

1. Noun: The act of owning a Jeep (Wrangler, Cherokee, Compass etc.) and you don't take it off-roading/mudding etc. My friend doesn&a..

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