To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

A Dog

1. To Pimpius Maximus: or a very strong Pimp Hand. Daaaaammmmnnn Nigga dat ho juz got A Doged! Or We juz A Doggin it tonight. or Ima A D..

Justin Morrone

1. a large hairy ape. similar to an apache helicopter in the reason taht they both go wop wop wop, only justin has a greasy mop. justin mo..

Mayor Of Miller

1. Simply put, marijuana! Zach: How you feeling bro? Gary: Man, the mayor of miller is kicking my ass! See weed, drugs, mayor, pot, ass..

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