To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Joy Juice

1. Semen or vaginal secretions. I can smell her joy juice in your breath. 2. interveinious (IV) morphine That patient was acting crazy ..

Obamalamadingdong

1. Obamalamadingdong: A Barack Obama campaign assistant who goes door to door for the candidate. Goodness, Harry, there's an Obamala..

Voff-voff

1. 1. Class-room raspberry. 2.Rejoinder to a serious discussion designed to reduce any point to the childish point-scoring the rejoinderer..

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