To Wag The Dog

What is To Wag The Dog?

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?

Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

Zoinks

1. An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or..

W00tification

1. a noun form of w00t or w00tage OMG, I li3kk S0000 Pwn3d ur n00b but7, TH@t W@$ a w00tification!..

Jello Walls

1. 1.) A derogatory term used to describe a woman who has wayyy too much sex with lots of random men. 2.) When the walls of the vagina are..

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