Toad Falcon

What is Toad Falcon?


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A rather large mythical creature that has elements of both a toad and a falcon. It feasts on hippopotimi and often clashes with the praying mantis lion. They reach heights of up to 4 silver backs stacked on top of each other,weigh approximately 2.75 tons and have talons that could scoop a small child up with ease. Be cautious while in the vicinity of this might beast.

While Ronny was throwing his 32nd annual pool party a mighty toad falcon swooped down from the heavens and snatched christy and Justin with its monsterous talons and took them to the nest of Mt.Baconayse and proceeded to annhilate their flesh and bones.

See toad, falcon, creature


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