Toad Muscle

What is Toad Muscle?


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Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?

Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!

Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.

Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.

Philosopher1: ...

See butterflies, flutters, philosophy, socrates, magician

2.

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?

Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!

Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.

Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.

Philosopher1: ...

See butterflies, philosophy, magician, socrates, einstein


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