Toast Fairy

What is Toast Fairy?


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The fairy that magically makes tea, toast, sandwiches etc appear from the kitchen, so that your lazy bloke doesn't have to get up from the sofa and miss any football.

Bloke: Any chance of some more Tea?

Girl: (sarcastically)Yeah... I'll just pop into the kitchen to see if the Toast Fairy has visited shall I?

See poop fairy, beer fairy, shit fairy, fairy


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