Toast To The Queen

What is Toast To The Queen?


1.

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.

4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"

Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."

Everyone - "The Queen!"

Glasses clink, situation diffused.

See let rip, fart, guff, arse


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