Toasted

What is Toasted?


1.

to be very high from smoking marijuana

We got kicked out of home ecinomics cause we would always show up toasted and eat all the cookies.

See cliff

2.

Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.

Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.

3.

Extremely intoxicated.

She went to the bar and just got toasted.

See jeff

4.

Turned a golden, crispy brown due to heating a delcious bowl of weed.

Sweet Jesus am I toasted!

5.

fucked up, wasted, drunk off your ass, etc.

Also, bread can be toasted.

Ex 1: She was toasted last night after 65 shots of tequila.

Ex 2: I HAD MY WHEAT BREAD TOASTED LAST NIGHT.

See wasted, drunk, alcohol, fucked up, etc

6.

- The state one gets into when they've done the drugMarijuana.

- Commonly called stoned, baked, burnt, blazed

1. Sammy and Carla walked into math class, red eyed and smelling like shit. They were totally toasted.

2. "Yo man, I'm so toasted now."

See marijuana, weed, pot, baked, stoned, toast, math class

7.

Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.

Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"

Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"

Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"

See erection, morning wood, boner, pitch a tent, stiffy


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